Somebody should be doing their homework, but instead they feel compelled to blog about my shame and how I did not win in Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunken Cat Sweater Sweepstakes. As a small consolation, there are several pics of me in the contest photo gallery (page 4). I was feeling pretty good about this contest! I mean, if I have to be publicly shamed on a regular basis, shouldn't I win something for it?!?
Speaking of shame, apparently it is that time of year again where I must parade in a ridiculous handmade cap for this year's Christmas card.
Sigh. I think I need a little kitty-pick-me-up! (As in, pick me up and save me from these indignities...hello? is anyone there? hello?)