Mrs. Peeps has a sickness: Yarnomia. She acquired 130+ balls of yarn yesterday. Yes, you read that correctly ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY PLUS balls of yarn. She talks to them and refers to them as her "new friends". She must be stopped and/or at least helped. If any of my readers are familiar with this affliction and -- more importantly -- its cure, please do let me know!
I suspect that many of my readers are not only familiar with Yarnomia, but they also suffer from it themselves and were in fact the source of Mrs. Peeps' particularly vicious strain. For them who have not been cured, I give you the chance to live vicariously through Mrs. Peeps, thereby hopefully slowing down its rapid progress in yourselves: