
1. When people spray themselves with scented body mist, say coconut lime for example, and then pet me, getting the smell all over my fur. Don't they know it takes a long time to remove that offensive scent? And let me tell you, it would perhaps be a lot more pleasant if the flavour matched the scent, since the flavour is often akin to Mr Clean and not coconut lime. In theory anyway this would be preferable; I am not the biggest fan of lime, having to turn down nacho chips yesterday which were violated with a hint of lime...Ok. Let's face it, I prefer my scents unscented and my nachos straight up, and anything else is a compromise at best.
2. I hate it when people say "bird-bird", my special code for running to the living room window and checking the balcony for pigeons, when really they mean "hey, furpot, look at the camera, I really don't want to take another picture of the back of your head, and even though I have about a kajillion pictures of you, I feel the need for a few more." Both the blatant manipulation and the constant paparazzi harassment are a thorn in my side.
3. Getting old and literally getting a creaky ass. Yes, it's true. My birthday is around this time of year -- born in the late summer of 1994 -- and this old girl is getting less than supple in the haunches.
Ok. That's it for now. Exhaustive lists bore me!
1 comment:
Yes, getting old is the pits, Koko.
The Calico Curmudgeon can commiserate with you on that one...
(((hugs)))
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