Wednesday, January 25, 2006
I know many of you are likely wondering when I will unveil the blueprint for world domination. Well, I may have stretched the truth slightly, as a blueprint doesn't actually exist. Yet. At this point I have a dream. Had a dream. Today I am filled with doubt.
You see, Mrs. Peep had informed me that if I wanted to achieve world domination, I would have to go through a strategic planning process, identifying my mission, goals and objectives, action plan. Oh, and then (small detail coming)...I would have to implement said plan. Mrs. Peep sadly knows far too much about these things. Allegedly. Apparently, she tells me, goals should be SMART, which is an acronym for Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, and Timely. [Who dreams up this stuff? Did someone have a dream to develop management tools to drive people batty? Maybe it is part of their larger goal for world domination....hmmm.] So with Mrs. Peep's guidance, I will start my planning anon.
First a nap. One must cleanse the mental palate.