Relegated to lawn furniture

I am starting to face the uncomfortable fact that we are moving, since I have been relegated to sitting on lawn furniture. It's not the fact that we are moving that is bothering me, it is the preparations for the move that are disturbing. Despite the fact that Mrs. Peeps purchased this lovely pillow for me, it still can't hide the fact that underneath is hard plastic, not plush upholstery. I can't wait until we move, when I hope my life will be as luxurious and pampered as it was before...Because it's all about me, y'know.