A Tragic Tale of Ms. Blonde One and Treats

Once upon a time there was a sweet innocent lass called Ms. Blonde One. Being that she had a sunny disposition and somewhat subserviant nature, Ms. Blonde One struck out on an exciting venture in response to Queen Koko's directives: she went to Treat-Treat School to learn how to make the very bestest and scrumptious treats for her favourite, and arguably demanding, feline.

Things could not have gone more swimmingly. Ms. Blonde One acquired skills that could not be surpassed, and her elaborate cakes were revered and sought throughout the land. Her dedication and passion took treat-treats to a whole new level. All was well. Queen Koko was most pleased with Ms. Blonde One, and eagerly anticipated her return to the Land of Koko.

But, alas and zut alors and bugger it all!

Ms. Blonde One was to return forlorn and empty-handed, as the return trip was frought with peril. In the Wacky Forest near Gimli, Manitoba, two formerly nice individuals become maniacly possessed and gleefully decimated Ms. Blonde One's beautiful masterpiece, as she watched on, weeping and helpless. Ms. Blonde One returned to the Land of Koko, distraught and, more importantly, treat-less.

Queen Koko was supremely not impressed and retreated to Kokovilla to plot revenge...