I received an extremely disturbing telegram today about Mrs. Peeps, who was, I thought, visiting family in Winnipeg.
missus peeps in winnipeg stop there is something funny going on in the wild wild west stop it seems that she is now hanging with some bag ladies named rug and wren stop am worried she will succumb to their charms and not return stop be afraid be very afraid
I am beside myself with worry. What to do? What to do?