A Woeful tale from Mauritius:
I am so sorry to here about your injured head. But I must say, "In Solidarity Sister!". Koko, we are klutzes and there is nothing to be done about it.
Mine is the sad tale of a lovely Sunday afternoon (off) in the tropical paradise of Mauritius at the Maritim. Our heroine is joyfully walking along to her 3:30pm snorkeling appointment and is taking the time to admire the pool when...OOPS! There is stair in front of her. Which she misses. A delicate foot and ankle twists...and then...the pain! The Pain! Luckily for our heroine, it is just a sprain. Now displaying a purple toe and golf ball sized ankle, she is wearing "sensible" shoes (read: running shoes) and her dress pants. Knowing how vain our dear heroine is, you must understand her distress at this.
Koko, take heart. As klutzes we must stay together. Do not let Mrs. Peeps mock you.
Koko, I remain klutzily yours,
The Blonde One