Alas, my dream of becoming a Shriner and ultimately an Imperial Potentate have been dashed, despite my having the appropriate headgear. Apparently there are some very strict requirements for membership to become a Mason, none of which I meet:
- male -- and generally understood to be of the human kind
- 21 years of age or older -- generally not understood to be in cat years
- who meet the qualifications and standards of character and reputation -- possibly
- who are of good moral character -- doubtful
- who believe in the existence of a supreme being -- what, other than me?
5 comments:
Start your own club and give those Shriners a run for their money! Especially in the hat department.
All hail the Grand Empress (does this mean I have to bring gifts everytime I visit?)
OK, but imagine this: How cool would you look driving around in one of those teeny tiny cars?
How about Pokonos comedian? My ribs!!
Oh, little knitter, you have been MOST helpful. I think because my should includes the word "Grand", I clearly have the right to wear a fluffy white hat. Did you see that ALL the "Grand" something or others were??? (http://www.knightstemplar.org/officers1.html)
It's hard to tell about that particular hat construction...hopefully it's made out of yarn and not some animal; I was uncomfortable with its uncanny resemblence to a small poodle mix that I once knew...
And Not An Artist, I LIKE the way your mind works. I WOULD look great with a sporty car, I think!
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