Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Sunday, Bloody Sunday

I am so ashamed. I was very, very bad on Sunday. It was Mrs. Peep's Annual Drunken Christmas Craft Day. Many friends and fans were over for the festivities. It should have been fun times. I can't explain what came over me. I think my brain must have short-circuited.

I just can't go into details -- it is far too mortifying -- but suffice to say if you have ever switched on the nature channel and watched a documentary about a wolverine attacking a bear then you get the gist of what transpired. Screaming, blood, feral beast: all the elements of a craft day massacre. Not exactly what Mrs. Peeps had planned.

As you can well imagine, Prisoner EW37 was confined to solitary for the remainder of the day and henceforth shall be banned from any group activity.

To my innocent victims, I am very, very sorry. Truly sorry. And my sincere apologies to my friends and fans for disappointing and frightening them with my inexcusable ferocious behaviour.

3 comments:

Kelly said...

I cant believe the news today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

The Blonde One said...

Koko, I believe you pulled a Naomi Campbell. At least you were throwing yourself and not objects.

Grandma Mr. Peeps said...

Koko, I cannot believe that you would intentionally harm a soul. Just remind Mrs. Peeps that you are getting older and therefore more prone to unexplained behavourial changes.. or maybe you were just having a bad day. Don't fret anyone as lovable as you will be forgiven by all.