Thursday, March 08, 2007

Koko Van Winkle

Mrs. Peeps has a theory that the universe allocates a very precise amount of sleep to each household, and generally this is distributed in a very fair and equitable manner amongst the sleepees. In our household, our daily universal quotient of 32 hours is usually allocated in the following way: 6 hours (19%) for Mrs. Peeps, 10 hours (31%) for Mr. Peeps and 16 hours (50%) for me. I'm pretty happy with this arrangement. Unfortunately for me and Mr. Peeps, Mrs. Peeps has not been utilizing her full share, so we are having to take up the slack (or should I say, ahem, sack). It is a huge burden that we share, I tell you. I must admit it is now seriously cutting into my awake time, hence the limited blogging on my end. Please, someone, cut off Mrs. Peeps' caffeine supply, I beg of you!

5 comments:

Kelly said...

Cut off the caffeine and the homework, eh Koko?

Honk-shu!

Yvette said...

Slip Mrs Peeps a mickey.

The Blonde One said...

Just wait for the day koko, when Mrs. Peeps starts sleeping 16 hours and you can only sleep 6. The horror! The horror!

Mr. Peeps said...

I do not sleep 10 hours. 9 1/2 maybe. Mr. Peeps.

The Blonde One said...

He comments! For the first time ever (?) Mr. Peeps comments!